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...Brace themselves for the inevitable character change, but suddenly, a streak of lightning crosses the sky, a chain chomp's bark is heard, and a good portion of the fangirls are wiped out! Mallow and Bowser are seen in the clearing pencil shavings and shredded paper, heading their way.

"Couldn't let 'em mess up my perfect body again," the Koopa King grunts, using a claw to smooth back his tangled hair.

Mallow shrugs apologetically but with good nature, and the five turn and face the rest of the approaching fangirls...

"I want to see Mallow and Geno kiss!" one girl cried.

"Bowser with big eyes OH MY GOD!" squealed another.

Geno walked forward, with a plan . . .

Geno put a hand over a chest, and said in the most effete voice possible: "Mallow, forgive me for being so abrupt, but after all these years..." He blinked a wooden eyelid (or rather, winked) at Mallow, who understood.

Almost immediately after, the fangirls squealed and closed in...

"Oh my God; they're going to kiss" screamed a fangirl.

"I'm so drawing a picture of it so everyone can see!" screamed another as she pulled out her sketchbook.

"I wonder if they will suddenly become human," wondered a third.

Geno . . .

Walks over to Mallow when suddenly, right in the middle of it all, Link finally throws DeDeDe off of him by pulling out the Fierce Deiti Mask from Majora's Mask and putting it on!!!!

He grows 3 feet, his eyes become all white, he growls an evil growl, and lightning flashes everywhere!!

(Sorry Oshiro and Whirled! But Link be my witness, I can't allow Geno to do such a thing)

The Fierce Deiti mask's evil surrounds Link as he prepares to cut a path of detruction through the Fan Girls!
Strangly the girls only seem to be excited further by this!!!
As Link prepares an ultimate attack, Geno...

(Don't worry GenoWhirl; SMW and I will NEVER allow that to happen to our Geno! As you can tell, we're poking fun at the fangirls who like that . . .)

. . . finds himself surrounded by screaming fangirls, all of them so deep in their fantasies they think he is going to save them. Instead, he closes his eyes and raises his arms into the heavens as his body glows and transforms into a cannon . . .

(Seriously... *shudders* May the unnecessary pairings rest in their shallow graves...)

Both Geno and Link release their massive attacks, destroying any and all screaming fangirls, though if they're yelling from the pain or utter shock at seeing the two use their attacks, who knows...

An unintentionally charred Mario comes out from the wreckage to meet Link and Geno. "Thank-a you, you two-a..." he says, wiping soot off his hat.

The others...

Stand there in Awww!!

Link removes his mask, Geno and Mallow laugh at the joke they were throwing at the fan girls!
"They actually thought we would do it!! Hahahahahah!!"
Mario dusts of his overalls and peach, luckily, only had her parasol get dirty!
Ness was still wacked out!

Suddenly a large Katamari rolls by picking up the remains of the fan girls, what little there was! (Go prince Go!!)
And from its shadow appeared the GREEN THUNDER!!!!
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This "unknown" warrior then...

. . . is ignored as GenoWhirl appears out of nowhere, dressed as a ninja. He then stares at this unknown warrior and . . .

says...
"I am Geno Whirl, a future Reincarnation of the The Hylian hero and triforce holder, Link gifted with the power of the Star Warrior!

I come from the year 2008, a horrible future indeed!! In my time a cruel master called the ancient Minister rules over all!! He has destoyed the N warriors one by one!! Luigi fell to the dark side, every Link we called using the Ocarina including myself has failed, Peach and Zelda were captured, Mario has long since died of a heart virus, and Geno's wooden body was destroyed replaced by a mechanical one!

All who are left are me, a mechanicaly damaged Geno, and Tony... Mario's son. Geno gave me his power so that I could go back in time and stop these events from happening! And that is why I am here!!

The others...

. . . stared at GenoWhirl as they thought about what he just said.

"So you're saying . . ." Geno began, when he was suddenly cut off by Mallow running around the group, being chased by a group of bees.

Worry not, my highly advanced technology can handle this!!
*Pulls out a plastic box holding it up like Link would*
Behold, my NES, Ninja Energy Sipher!!!
*Attaches it to his Ninja belt and it shoots a beam killing all the bees, sadly it also toasted Mallow, but he'll live!
*Geno stares blankly and continues, "So you're saying I'm going to be turned into a robot?"
*A now extra crispy Mallow contintues saying, "...