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Link falls over laughing, that simple. (I know I would!)

The fairy goes to beat the 2 monkeys but get caught by one of them and it starts to get thrown around like a ball between the two monkeys.

Link tries to help Navi, Ness is ROFLHAO when...
Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
His
A$$
Off

Dedede drops from the sky and lands on Link

Followed by the Muffin Man, who lands on Dedede and offers banana nut muffins to the monkeys.

The monkeys offer the muffin man a power star! Navi is P!$$ED! Link is in great pain! And King DeeDeeDee is...

Still down?

The muffin man accepts the power star and runs off. In comes his apprentice, holding a tray of freshly baked blueberry muffins. As he walks in, he doesn't realize he's stepping on Dedede . . .

Dedede yells

"GEt IN MAH BELLY!" And sucks it up! While still crushing Link!

Ness shoots gumballs with his slingshot more at...

Suddenly the Geno doll re-appears in the middle of the battlefield.

(Could this mean something?)

Link, still being crushed, attempts to grab the Geno doll and use it the beat the duck off his back.
When suddenly it began to glow and in a flash of light...

The Star Guardian possessed the Geno doll! The flash of light caused everyone to suddenly stop what they were doing . . .

...and Geno called the Power Star, leaving the Muffin Man without ultimate power and oh-so-unhappy.

Mario and Peach conveniently walk by and notice the enormous madness going on...

Peach immediately recognizes Geno and calls out his name. As for Mario . . .

He's staring at the mess of people clumped up on the ground.
"What-ta the heck-a is a-going-a on-a! You people-a worry me!! Wait-a till I tell-a my brother about-a this!!

Peach goes up to greet Geno when...

He pulls a rare flower from another planet out of his hat! Peach . . .

Gushes over it and is about to kiss him on the cheek when Mario comes over. He...

. . . Finds himself falling over as she kisses the Star Guardian possessed doll on the cheek. Geno . . .

Blushes a deep (wait, what would blushing wood look like? Oh, I got it!) Mahogany red. xD

Mario, with his face in the dirt, becomes very jealous and...

. . . As he got up he realized that his hat was missing, which was lying over Geno's feet. Mario walked over . . .

and picked up his hat. He looked Geno right in the eye and said...

Nothing, unless you count the random, confused noises coming from him. Peach and Geno gave each other confused looks when suddenly they heard a very feminine bishie-esque voice say hi. They turned around and found a Geno imposter approach them, dressed as a bishie version of the badass wooden doll.

"NOOOOOO! -a!" Mario jumps up from his place and sacrifices his game series to save all that is good and holy. He tackles the fraud to the ground, and when he turns around, his eyes are ten times their already huge size, his hair is blue, and cat ears are poking out from under his hat.

"Konnichiwa!" he says in an overly feminine voice. Geno and Peach...

. . . Look at each other and nod before jumping into battle. Peach uses her Therapy spell to cure Mario of his bishie ailaments, and as Geno began to summon a powerful Geno Blast the Geno imposter suddenly grew little angel wings . . .

And fluttered away, muttering Japanese and kawaii gibberish before disappearing into a black chasm that led to the twisted alternate world from whence it came. Geno, Mario and Peach get over their rocky reunion, and suddenly realize...

. . . There's an army of fangirls ignorant of the series' true awesomeness heading their way, armed with pencils and erasers, determined to change the characters' stories to suit their fantasies. Mario, Peach and Geno. . .