Vending Machine! xD

You got a SUPER STAR SODA!!! It says on the can "X-treme choice of the Mushroom Kingdom!!!" And it shows a picture of a toad with a rocket launcher in one hand and a bazooka in the other! Wow, that does sound extreme!!

Stares out into the sunset when the Katamari covered in dead fangirls, Geno, Chuck Norris, and Gary Oak rolls by!
Wow... That Katamari is huge! It's already passed through the "Throw something at the person below you section" and the "continue the story section"...
Oh, well (From now on, every so often when I post I'm going to have that Katamari roll by! And I won't stop till it has traveled all over the Forum!!!!)

The Katamari drops a Japanese school Girl and I put her in the machine!

Out pops that Geno imposter, clad in his frilly bishie clothes and angel wings.

Geno Imposter: Mario, I've waited so long to tell you this . . .*leans in to kiss him, Mario looks scared*

Me: NO! *picks up Mario and crams him back into the machine*

The Katamari rolls by picking up the evil imposter!!!

Hey!!! A Shine sprite popped out!!

I put in a power star!!!

Out pops a special Mario themed Mushroom Kingdom-only brand mp3 player containing every single song from the Mario series.

I want that! T___T

*stuffs bologna into the slot* That stuff is so gross! Dx

I prefer Turkey!!

A Nintendo Wii pops out complete with a wii-mote and an early shipment of the English Super Smash Brothers Brawl!

I want THAT!! T__________________T

I put in Samurai Goroh from F-Zero!

Turkey for the win! And not that cheap greasy crap either!

Out pops . . . badly dubbed anime DVDs!

That was random . . . At least they will be good for making good YouTube Poop. xD

*stuffs a copy of Mario is Missing into the slot*

Suddenly the Sega CD and the CD-i (It wasn't actually Nintendo for all who didn't know) pop out!!
But then they transform!!! One was actually an Autobot and the other a Decepticon!

Suddenly the Cube, A.K.A the spark of Primus A.K.A the all-spark fell from the sky and I put it in the machine!!