Vending Machine! xD

Stuff something random in the vending machine, and the next poster will tell you what you get and then stuff something in to see what s/he gets. For example:

First person: *crams in a can of tuna fish*

Second person: You get a Hello Kitty plushie! Isn't she cute? *stuffs a carrot into the vending machine*

Third person: Out pops a stapler! Wonder how that happened . . . o_O *slides an English essay due a month ago into the slot*

. . . and so on.

I'll go first, oki?

*crams an outdated computer into the vending machine*

An old computer? Well Bob tell them what she's won!!!!

You've won a NEW CAR!!!!!! Oh, wait, what's this? It's not just a new car, but the WIIMOBILE!!!!!

Me: lucky...
O.k, so I put in a Geno doll! What do I get?

WHEEEEEEEEE! *drives around in the WiiMobile and offers to share with GenoWhirl*

For the Geno doll, you get . . . the Star Road! And the same hammer Bowser used while repairing his Keep! xD

*stuffs Mallow into the slot* xD

And gets cricket pie!

*inserts Luigi's cap*

Out pops Mario's Wing Cap! xD

*steals Magikoopa's wand and crams it in*

*you get a [?] !*

shoves Mario's kart in there

Out pops leather seating for your living room! xD

*steals Mario and Luigi's shaving cream and puts it in the slot*

And out comes some mushroom pizza!

*puts in a yoshi egg*

Out pops green, red and yellow peppers, freshly picked too!

*steals Geno's hat and stuffs it into the slot*

You get Link's hat! (Is it really that much of a change?)

*Cramms in the Triforce!!*

So I'm not the only one who thinks their hats look similar . . . What's the main difference; Link's is green and Geno's is blue?

*chocolate gold coins come flooding out of the machine* Chocolate yay!

*crams the Master Sword into the slot*

I got a rock

*puts in pokeball*

Out shoot a stream of colorful gumballs! (Don't ask about the gumball obsession. I don't even like gum; I don't like the texture of chewed gum in my mouth and I dislike the aftertaste of chewed gum. That and the genral gum flavor is gross; just give me mints. XD They're pretty to look at in the machines but I just wish they were jawbreakers or chewy candies.

*stuffs Britney Spears into the slot* I don't expect something nice from this . . . XD

(Oh, look forum games! Sorry, couldn't resist... *dances for unbanned internet*)

Chris Crocker comes out and screams at you: "SHE'S A HUMAAAN!"

*stuffs in Mumbo Jumbo*

Out pops a book of word searches! O_O

*stuffs Chris Crocker back into the slot* He scares me! T_T

Bowser jumps out!
"Don't put him back in there! We've been trying to get him out for weeks! He scares me..."

Inserts an old broken bat!

Out pops Ness! No clue how he got in there . . . o_O

*stuffs a package of Italian sausage into the slot* I can't stand that stuff. >_<

Nothing comes back out except a muffled, "Yahoo! Just-a like-a momma used to make, Luigi!"

*inserts Napoleon Dynamite's crazy mix-tape into the slot*

Out comes a stream of tots! Lots and lots of tots!

*stuffs an outdated copy of The Voice, the school paper, into the slot*

Out pops an my old report card! A C+ A- B+ A A- "Hey! that's mine!!!!"

Stuffs in Goku!!!!!!!! Well, actually I got him to jump in on his own. How?

Goku: Hey is there rice in there?!
Me: Sure...
Goku: Yeah!!!

Out comes OVER 9000 sacks of rice. I think he was looking for these. XD

*crams in a DVD of the Mario movie*

Once again nothing pops out!
All that's heard is a happy yell of, "A-a Luigi! Grab-a the popcorn! It's-a movie night!"

Stuffs in Chuck Norris. Oh no, what have I done!!!!!!! Mario, Luigi, Geno!! Get out of there!!!! Now!!!

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?"

"Um... two-a?"

"ALL OF IT!"

"Mamma mia! AH-"

Out comes Mario, with a foot-shaped bruise on his face. Luckily he's one of the few beings that can survive a rage-driven, Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.

*Looks around, steals eight red coins from Mario's pocket and puts them into the machine...

Somewhere not too far away a Power Star appears over the spinning shadow of a blue star*

TheWhirled calmly puts in the coins expecting a SUPER STAR SODA... When suddenly Chuck Norris and Geno explode out of the vending machine slot!!!

The dust settles and there they are standing in dramatic poses staring one another down!!!
CN: I've been waiting a long time for this!!
G: As have I!!
DBZ Announcer guy: Here it is boys and girls, the long a waited fight between Go-geno and Chuck Veg-orris!! Who will win find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ...wow...
*Puts in the prince of all cosmos and a HUGE Katamari*
King: What a wounderfully big Katamari!!

*Katamari rolls out of machine and collects fighting Geno and Chuck Norris*

DBZ Announcer: Well... there goes the most epic fight of the millennium... we'll have to wait for Brawl to see these two in action, folks!

*still on ground* Awesome... *stuffs quarter in slot before falling over again* Yeah... but what happens when you put an actual coin in there?